The Betches Guide To The Bedroom

If you’re at the point in your life where sex is a split second decision made between last call and the bar closing, this article probably isn’t for you. Not because we don’t respect your lifestyle, because we absolutely do, but more so because there’s not a whole lot of prep that can occur on … Continued

How You Approach Relationships Now Vs. As A Virgin

In many aspects of your life, you’re an adult but don’t feel like one. There are times you wonder if you missed the day when they were handing out manuals to being a grown up, considering you can barely even do your own laundry. However, when it comes to relationships, you realize you’ve grown with … Continued

Bro Breakdown: The Sensitive Bro

Bros come in all types, and one of the best types of guys is the sensitive bro. Not to be confused with the Maybe Gay Bro, the sensitive bro is unquestionably straight but in a way that makes you always feel safe. The sensitive bro is a delicate balance of cable knit sweaters and facial … Continued

Your Betchy Guide To Cuffing Season

It’s, like, practically officially winter and the cold weather/inability to make yourself go out in the cold weather is a sure sign it’s cuffing season. If you don’t know what cuffing season is, who even are you? OK, but for those that don’t honestly know, UrbanDictionary.com explains the term: During the Fall and Winter months … Continued

How To Spot A Basic Dude

I'm pretty sick of hearing about how basic true betches can be. Yes, some of us enjoy Pumpkin Spice Lattes and basically everything else from Starbucks. Yes, we love the iPhone. Yes, we've already worn the “Hans Solo” uniform (i.e. boots, leggings, a blouse and vest) multiple times this season.  A lot of people assume … Continued

Your School Year Hit It And Quit It List

Okay, I’m sorry for reminding you that back-to-school is right around the corner. There are some good things that come with going back though, like new clothes and the hopeful outlook of all the hilarious and hot hook-ups you will have. We all know that college girls should only really date bros that are pretty … Continued