How To Make Shit Up At The Bars

Making shit up is one of the biggest parts of going out that nobody talks about. From telling your bestie who asked how last night was that “it was literally amazing” just because you have no recollection of how it actually was to telling your clingy cousin Carol that you “had to leave her at … Continued

5 Things You Can Make Up To Pretend You’re Well Rounded

There’s this new thing where you have to be good at fucking everything in order to be considered a functional human being. Betches are expected to be super human robots and have their shit together 24/7, which TBH is less likely to happen than giving up tanning and Starbucks. The term given to this ridiculous … Continued