Obetchuary: Bruiser Woods

All betches are not created equal. And neither are their dogs. This weekend, the world said goodbye to Bruiser (real name Moonie) Woods, Gemini vegetarian and easily one of the top 5 betchiest dogs to take on Hollywood. He was 18 years old. Not sure if this is in dog years, but whatever. Elle would … Continued

Irrelevant Shit We DGAF About: National “Blank” Days

Last week every one and their fucking mother posted pictures of their dog for National Dog Day. Who decides this shit? Is tomorrow going to be National Water Bottle Day and everyone Instagrams their water of choice? Wow you're totally a photographer with that filter on your Poland Spring. NAHT. You're just poor. We are … Continued