birth control

What Your Birth Control Choice Says About You

By Jane Duh

As a girl of the 21st century, you are probably aware of the many birth control options available to keep you gettin' busy without making a baby in the process.

Male Birth Control Is Coming So Tell Your Boyfriend To Set An Alarm

By Irene Merrow

The time has finally come.

A Ranking Of The Mothers On 'This Is Us' From Best To Worst

By The Betch In Apartment 23

Photo courtesy of NBC.com This week’s episode of This Is Us confirmed a couple of things for me: 1) This Is Us functions very effectively as a long-form PSA for appropriate use of birth control and 2) I’m a psychic genius, because I pitched this story before even WATCHING Tuesday’s episode in which, yep, we get a pregnant Chrissy Metz.

What Birth Control Are The Kardashians On? An Investigation

By Ryanne Probst

Just once, I’d like to go 12 fucking hours without having my mind blown by another Kardashian pregnancy announcement.

Rich Hamptons Bros Are Getting Vasectomies For This Stupid F*cking Reason

By Alise Morales

While casually perusing the internet this week, I had the misfortune of stumbling upon an article from the New York Post entitled, "Hamptons Bachelors Are Getting Vasectomies So Gold Diggers Can’t Trap Them". I pause.

Should You Still Be Hoarding Birth Control Or Nah? An Update On Planned Parenthood

By Alise Morales

After walking contraception advertisement Donald Trump was elected President back in November over the most qualified candidate our nation has ever seen (still not over it, in case you couldn't tell), sexually active women everywhere rushed to Planned Parenthood for long term birth control—IUDs, for example, last an entire presidential term—just in case the GOP ever made good on their promise to defund Planned Parenthood, repeal Obamacare, and make us all live in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Trump Says He'll Fund Planned Parenthood Again Under One Sh*tty Condition

By Dr. Frankenbetch

Read: The Betches' Guide To Feminism Donald Trump, America’s #1 respecter of ladies, wants you to know he’s willing to make compromises, okay?

Male Birth Control Works On Monkeys & May Soon Work On Fuckboys Too

By LaBetch James

Gotta love modern medicine.

NY State Assembly Passes Free Birth Control Legislation, Is The Real MVP

By Alise Morales

As you've probably heard, Donald Trump is like, fully the president now.

The Demand For IUDs Increased A Fuckton Lately & You Already Know Why

By Dr. Frankenbetch

On Monday, the president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund (PPFA) said that the demand for IUDs has increased by 900 percent since Donald Trump was elected to office, and normally, I would normally call bullshit on a statistic that high.