The start of a new year is the perfect time to not change. Unfortunately, no-one seems to realize that the idea of a January 1 fresh start is fucking dumb, which explains why people just get more and more annoying every year. And also explains why you have to bear witness to them trying to be better, but ultimately still sucking, via their instagram accounts.
So even though you don’t need to change (duh!), maybe it’s time to change who you follow on this addictive, necessary evil of an app. Here’s to a rejuvenated, refreshed, and slightly less nihilistic scrolling experience for 2016.