Everyone’s favorite weird uncle Will Ferrell now has his own themed bar in NYC, so like you should probably go there right fucking now. Obvi, it’s called Stay Classy New York, because nothing says classy like getting blackout drunk and screaming the best lines from Blades of Glory.
All of the drinks are themed, but like your jungle juice is cool too. There’s the “Milk Was a Bad Choice,” “Glass Case of Emotion,” and the “Mugatu Mule.” For last call they really need to ring a cow bell. All I can say is that this place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. This is a gift from 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus.