Huge news for NYC betches and tourists: Starbucks is opening a Roastery in Manhattan. If you don’t know what that means, then you should probably go order a tall mocha frap and stop reading. A Starbucks Roastery is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factor of coffee and Disney World for betches. The only other one that exists is located in Seattle, which is weird because it’s never been mentioned on Grey’s Anatomy.
The new store will have in-house coffee making facilities, which customers can watch; a retail store; a tasting room; and of course, the cafe. Drinking coffee there will be like going on a wine tasting, except it’s way more basic and it’ll have a better playlist.
We’ll have to wait until 2018 for the new temple to be built, but in the mean time, I’ll continue praying to the lord and savior Howard Schultz.