Here at Betches, science fiction definitely isn’t our thing. We’re much more likely to rewatch The Notebook for the hundredth time than to have a Star Wars marathon, but we also like to know what’s going on in the world. This December, the seventh Star Wars movie is coming out, which is a pretty fucking big deal. The final theatrical trailer for The Force Awakens was released during Monday Night Football this week, and everyone has gone legitimately crazy over it.
We’re not Star Wars experts, so don’t expect a full analysis, but the trailer is pretty awesome. The special effects are obviously on point, sexy grandpa Harrison Ford is back in all his glory. Kenyan princess Lupita Nyong’o is the voice of a robot, and Adam Driver from Girls is somehow going to be in it too. Basically, even if you don’t give a shit about Star Wars, you’re going to feel pretty left out this Christmas if you don’t go see the movie.