The St. Louis Rams are returning to Los Angeles for the 2016 season.
The poor, chunky Midwestern folks in St. Louis are crying in their Budweisers this morning, while the city of Los Angeles is classically indifferent about any sports news because Kobe Bryant isn’t involved.
The Rams have spent time in L.A. before, back in the early 1990s. Back when the Kardashians were just a family of unattractive girls with a dad defending some football player named O.J. Simpson. Back when Bill Cosby was the father we never had. Back when Clueless was released and changed our lives forever.
So 20 years later, the Rams are moving back. Can’t wait to see what these Midwestern football players do with Hollywood a couple miles away.
Here are some of our favorite Tweets about the news:
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) January 13, 2016
L.A. can’t even be bothered.
— Kathryn Yeager (@kayeager24) January 13, 2016
That pizza says “Kroenke Sucks.” Stan Kroenke is the owner of the Rams. Lol.
It’s official: Rams to Los Angeles, Kardashians to St. Louis.
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) January 13, 2016
We fucking wish.
Now that the Rams are moving to Los Angeles, they need to change their name to one of the following: Traffic Jams Violent Hobos “Actors”
— Evan Ponter (@evanponter) January 13, 2016
“Dumb Football Players” works, too.