NFL Says “Fuck You” to St. Louis, Moves Rams to Los Angeles

The St. Louis Rams are returning to Los Angeles for the 2016 season.

The poor, chunky Midwestern folks in St. Louis are crying in their Budweisers this morning, while the city of Los Angeles is classically indifferent about any sports news because Kobe Bryant isn’t involved.

The Rams have spent time in L.A. before, back in the early 1990s.  Back when the Kardashians were just a family of unattractive girls with a dad defending some football player named O.J. Simpson. Back when Bill Cosby was the father we never had. Back when Clueless was released and changed our lives forever.

So 20 years later, the Rams are moving back. Can’t wait to see what these Midwestern football players do with Hollywood a couple miles away.

Here are some of our favorite Tweets about the news:


L.A. can’t even be bothered.


That pizza says “Kroenke Sucks.” Stan Kroenke is the owner of the Rams. Lol.


We fucking wish. 


“Dumb Football Players” works, too.


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