In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Troian Bellisario (Spencer Hastings from Pretty Little Liars) had some choice words for Taylor Swift. When asked about the most divisive issue of our time—whether she was “Team Kim” or “Team Taylor”—Troian basically explained that both teams are gross and that she hates everyone. (Same.)
Here’s what she said:
“Oh god, I have such an aversion to the Kardashians because I literally don’t understand people’s obsession with them and I don’t want to accept them as our closest thing to a royal family, so I guess I would be Team Taylor Swift? However, I’m so appalled by what I consider to be her false feminism. It seems like she’s this person who’s like, ‘Sisterhood!’ and then she does nothing but tear down the women that were once her friends. So is it possible to just be, like … this is a two-party system that I don’t want to be a part of?”
Interestingly enough, that last part sounds strikingly similar to Taylor’s BS “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009” statement of innocence. So safe to say Taylor Swift’s lawyer is probably contacting Troian for copyright infringement right now.
In other news, I think we can conclude that Taylor Swift is probably uber A, right?