Prepare to look like a baby prostitute (if you don’t already, that is) because Storybook Cosmetics is currently trying to make a Mean Girls makeup palette happen. So fucking grool, right?
Let’s take a quick min to appreciate the names in this palette. The pink color is called “Wednesday,” there’s an “Army Pants” green, an unclear “You Can’t Sit With Us” burnt orange (for cheese fries?), and a brown Glen Coco, which is again unclear, and may or may not be racist. Also, why is there no white called “Why are you white?” Marketing department, contact me.
To be totally honest, an eyeshadow palette with green and blue and two different shades of pink sounds like the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen, but the sheer fact that the palette resembles the Burn Book is enough reason for me to purchase at least two. One for me, one for my enemy, and none for Gretchen Weiners BYE.