Were you too busy pretending you like beer and trying to figure out how to get out of your romper to pee at Stagecoach this weekend to keep up on the news? No worries, we’ve got you covered, betch. Here’s what you missed this weekend.
Thanks for the kind words and support. I know there are bigger problems in the world. But this was not right pic.twitter.com/8fqoIm7sHC
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) April 30, 2016
Amy Schumer is not having your bullshit. The funny lady criticized an overzealous fan this weekend for badgering/harassing her into taking a photo on a Greenville sidewalk. I say “overzealous fan”, but I really mean that this dude was probably being an ass hat. You can read up on all the drama and figure out the whole story for yourself on Schumer’s Twitter, Instagram, and, incidentally, this website. #IDontFuckWithYou
Justin Beiber cut his hair and somehow looks more feminine. Nothing is worse than those terrible dreads he was trying to pull off, but I’m not in love with the buzz. #BuzzcutSeason
The Dixie Chicks are riding the Lemonade wave. A group called “Beyoncé Legion” posted a video on Facebook of the Dixie Chicks covering “Daddy Issues”. I’m actually positive no one in The Dixie Chicks is “Becky with the good hair”, so we can put that rumor to rest before it even starts. The cover actually doesn’t suck. I mean, if you’re into that kind of thing. #CowboyTakeMeAway
With the clusterfuck surrounding the Presidential Election, our current president is proving he’s still a total G. The White House released a video of President Obama, Vice President Biden and the First Lady having some end-of-term shits and giggles. It’s actually pretty entertaining. #MyPresident