Snooki Is Making a Show About Flipping Jersey Shore Houses

Nicole “Snooki” and her husband Jionni want to build you a shore house!

Snooki’s come a long way from her drunken outbursts on the beaches of the Jersey Shore. After being engaged for what seemed like an eternity, Snooki and Jionni tied the knot and have created two new humans to add to the GTL crowd.

With the “success” of The Jersey Shore and Snooki & JWoww under her belt, Snooks has just announced TWO MORE shows she’ll be starring in throughout 2016 – Nicole & Jionni’s Shore Flip and Moms With Attitude. Remember when we could just tune into MTV on “Jersdays” and watch Snooki consume unhealthy amounts of booze? I miss those days.

Where to begin. Nicole & Jionni’s Shore Flip (I guess she’s going by Nicole now) documents the couple investing in and flipping shore homes around New Jersey. Snook’s Instagram has showcased the multi-talented mom holding power tools.


Jionni the contractor and Nicole the Designer ❤️ coming 2016 on @fyi “Nicole & Jionni’s Shore Flip” #houseflippers @jlavalle5

A photo posted by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (@snookinic) on


I seriously can’t imagine this woman planning/building/designing a home. Like that requires zoning law knowledge and a bunch of other random shit that I know nothing about. She’s run a pretty successful Etsy shop with overpriced cute shit you can make on your own, but scribbling on a mug with a Sharpie is totally different than building a set of stairs. I feel bad for the construction crews she’s bossing around. Imagine going to work every day and taking orders from Snooki. Yeah, rather not.

In addition to building up the Jersey Shore, Snooki’s also documenting her parenting advice on Moms With Attitude! The show is supposed to be a continuation of Snooki & JWoww, but they’re moms now, making them qualifieed for another show. I’m assuming we’ll see a few bitch fits, some Jersey Shore-ified baby outfits, and maybe even the birth of Jenni’s son.

In conclusion, I’m DONE. I want drunk Snooki falling on the beach back. 2016 will be a year of terrible television programming unless Scream Queens comes back.


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