Betches love going out and getting trashed every day, during the day, and throughout the night. But every betch needs her day off to not give a shit about how she looks and eat enough food to last her the next two weeks. And for entertainment, you binge watch Netflix. Some shows on Netflix are so awful that we’d rather watch Nick Cage and Anne Hathaway make out for twenty minutes. But shows like One Tree Hill make Netflix totally worth it. Let's break down the acceptable ones:
It’s the story of bros becoming pros and girls becoming betches. Who doesn’t want to watch their high school lives, and then their young adult lives, on TV? Plus, Lucas Scott is totally the bro you wanted to bang in high school and Brooke Davis is the betch that always tried to get in your way.
Upper East Side, boarding school, drugs, sex, and gossip. Fucking, duh. Let’s also just marvel at how hot Chuck Bass is and how much Blair Waldorf reminds us of ourselves.
The first seasons were like seeing our last years of high school. Prom after parties, pregnancies (tbh there should have been way more abortions if I remember high school correctly), and break-up-make-up couples.
Piper Chapman, as we’ve previously discussed, is a true betch. She makes fucking soaps for a living and had her lesbian phase. Going to jail is a bit of a bummer and all the lesbian sex is kind of gross, but it’s refreshing to see a betchy show not centered around a high school football team.
Maybe you’ll start watching this because of a political bro showed you, but it’s actually kind of good. If you just replace politics with social life in general, it’s like, exactly your life. But Kevin Spacey breaking the fourth wall really kind of freaks me out every time.