So high off of her Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show performance, Selena Gomez got real chirpy on Instagram like only a wronged ex-girlfriend knows how. One of her fan-accounts posted a pic of the new Justin Bieber and One Direction albums asking for advice on which one she should buy for her friend. That’s an easy answer: Neither and please don’t procreate.
Well Selena decided to answer the world’s worst Dear Abby. She suggested the One Direction album “Made In the AM” – in all fucking capital letters. Yeah Selena doesn’t have any time for that same old love anymore.