Lord Disick has spoken: Rob Kardashian “is going to be an amazing dad.” Tbh if Scott “suck me dry beautiful” Disick is your hype man for fatherhood, you need to reevaluate your life. Like, this is a man who has had a distinct downward spiral for each season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and every single one of the spin-offs, with the exception of Khloé and Lamar—and we all know how that ended up.
Let’s set the scene: He said this while promoting a night club in Las Vegas while the mother of his children dressed up as a power ranger to match with their three children, all of whom are under the age of 7. Idk, but I’m not sure that man should be nominating anyone for Father of the Year. At least Scott acknowledges that he shouldn’t be giving anyone parenting advice, since punching a hotel mirror isn’t exactly role model behavior for a new father.
To be fair, Scott couldn’t really say what we’re all thinking: that Rob is unstable as shit and, given that he doesn’t show up to family dinner’s at Kris Jenner’s house because it’s too stressful, probs won’t be able to handle a crying infant. I only made it through 15 minutes of Rob and Chyna, but that was enough to leave me shocked that their relationship has lasted longer than Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries.