Scott Disick, who is arguably the betchiest Kardashian, has taken it to a new level of ridiculous and will headline a strip club next month. Lord Disick is making $50,000 for an appearance at the Crazy Horse in Pompano Beach, Florida, which should make you feel all kinds of emotions (jealousy, disgust, anger, etc.). If you're wondering what kind of place The Crazy Horse is, Farrah Abraham is also headlining soon, so that sounds nice and classy. We can only imagine how much shit Khloe will give him for this, but I'm sure she'll claim that he's tearing the family apart. It's unclear if Scott will actually be taking off any clothes, but we really really hope not.