Researchers in Mexico are saying that tequila can protect you against type 2 diabetes, which my grandma will be thrilled about. But more importantly, tequila can make you thinner. The study found that 'the mice that consumed agavins showed a reduction in food intake and weight and a decrease in blood glucose levels'. So for all you betches Spring Breaking in Mexico, feel free to heckle the bartender for mas tequila, por favor! if your SB diet hasn't come to full fruition yet, or fuck, even if it has. Sure this has only been tested on mice and not humans but as Karen Smith says “I'm a mouse. Duh.” As if we needed another reason to drink, shots anyone?