Throwback to 2008 when the most embarrassing thing from New Jersey wasn’t Chris Christie, but Jersey Shore. That show was the bible of blacking out and hooking up with strangers, so it’s unsurprising that it produced some pretty fucked-up relationships. See: Ronnie and Sammi.
If you haven’t marathonned the third season on VH1 recently, Sammi and Ron broke up because she became a stage-5 clinger BSCB. She’s “the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet,” but also sucker-punched Ron for talking to Jenni. What would she have done if he liked another girl’s Instagram??
Well, they’re back together now—cue the Jersey Shore reunion at their wedding. The couple celebrated Sammi’s birthday last weekend, so maybe they’re “just friends” or they’re rekindling a romance that started in “the smush room.”
This is great and all, but tbh I’m still not over Snooki and Vinny not ending up together.