Royal Flush Shots For Queen Elizabeth’s Birthday

In honor of her majesty, Queen Elizabetch’s 89th bday, shots are in order. No shot is obviously more fucking approps than a Royal Flush. Don’t know what it is? Ugh.

A royal flush shot isn’t really a shot in that it’s like, several things including non-alcohol, mixed into a double shot glass. It’s honestly technically a drink, but because we’re watching our sugar intake this week, we’re doing it in shot form. If you’re a bitch, you’ll still have trouble swallowing it, but we digress.


  • 1 ½ oz Crown Royal (FUCKING DUH)
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • ½ oz Chambord
  • 1 oz cranberry juice

Mix all of the above together in a shaker over ice. Pour into shot glasses. Toast her royal betchy highness.


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