What do kids love more than a Disney TV show about a bunch of unrealistically good-looking adults playing teenagers?
A documentary about a serial killer! The bleached blond metro kid from Austin & Ally, Ross Lynch, is going to play a serial killer in an upcoming movie about Jeffrey Dahmer. The movie is based on a book written by a childhood friend of Dahmer’s named John “Derf” Backderf (looooooooooooool).
But what’s the scariest part of this whole situation? Ross looks EXACTLY like Jeffrey Dahmer.
He actually looks a lot like Dylan or Cole Sprouse tbh. Wow a lot.
Zack and Cody look so good, damn. Wait, does that mean Jeffrey Dahmer was hot cause he looks just like the Suite Life of Zack and Cody guys? Lol fuck.
Anyway, the movie is set to come out in 2017. Hopefully it doesn’t go straight to DVD, but let’s be realistic here. I have low expectations for Disney stars making movies. Remember Monte Carlo, Selena? Yikes.