SUMMA SUMMA SUMMATIME
But honestly, there’s nothing to look forward to about summer except showing off how skinny you are and drinking by the pool. The heat sucks, the mosquitoes suck, and the constant struggle of wanting to appear fun and cute vs. the battle of whether or not to get your hair wet/fuck up your makeup is ever-present.
To help ease all the summertime tension, we need dranks. Enjoy this recipe for our new fav Rosé Spritzers courtesy of Bon Appetit. We jazzed them up a bit, because fucking duh.
- 2 cups chilled sparkling rosé
- 2 lime slices
- Juice from half a lime
- 4 dashes Peychaud’s bitters
- 2 oz. St-Germain (elderflower liqueur)
In a pitcher, mix together the bitters, St. Germaine, and lime juice. Pour into two glasses evenly, then top off with one cup each of Rosé. Garnish with a lime slice and like, drink. You’ll be the classiest person at the pool – obviously.