Because who wouldn’t feel great in just a body paint bathing suit?
Ronda Rousey is pretty much fully naked for the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She looks great, but what confuses me is that it’s a one-piece. Ronda Rousey certainly isn’t an aging 55 year-old woman trying to hide the extra wine weight #goals.
First, we have some tiger painted all over her boobs and vagina. This gives a whole new meaning to taking off your one-piece to pee.
This one is some type of Dreamcatcher Native American design, which is maybe cultural appropriation?
Let’s hope the next paint job is blue body paint so she can do blue man group! That would be more embarrassing than getting knocked out in 16 seconds by some betch named Holly. Well, good luck washing all the sand and paint out of your ass crack, Ronda!