As someone who considers the Kardashians to be nothing other than mindless television I put on when I’m too exhausted to think, it’s astounding to me how interested I’ve been in the whole debacle between Rob, Blac Chyna, and the sisters Kardashian/Jenner. We all know Blac and Kim used to be friends until underage Kylie started hooking up with/creepily dating Blac Chyna’s ex baby daddy Tyga, when the whole family basically cut her off. Fast forward to now, when Rob is engaged to Mrs. Angela Kardashian and Rob and Kylie are about to pseudo-share a stepchild. Finally, in the new promo for the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians we see just a little glimpse of what life was like before Blac and Kylie supposedly “made peace.”
At the beginning of the clip we see Kylie and Kendall finding out that Rob has given Blac Chyna an iPad, a keyboard, and a pen, which normally wouldn’t really be that big of a deal—except this is the exact same gift Kendall got Rob for Christmas. “Rob has been dating someone that has kind of had a bad history with my family and he fully re-gifted my gift…There’s some things that aren’t cool and I don’t think this is very cool,” says Kendall.
While Kendall’s getting more and more upset about this, Kylie’s just sitting there talking shit about it with Kim. Having, like, forty trillion sisters must be nice at times like this. “Oh my god Kim…you’re going to die! One of our 82 siblings has done something unspeakable!” I wouldn’t know. It’s just my brother and me. My parents got it right after only two kids (I’m the youngest, wink).
Well, considering Kendall’s the only sane thing to come out of Kris Jenner in the past 20 years, she calls Rob up and demands he give her back the gift because she doesn’t have time for this bullshit and as the only member of the family with a real job, she deserves some respect. He, like any person who’s done something wrong, gets all defensive and starts calling her names. V mature Robert.
Currently everyone claims life’s fantastic between Rob’s fiancée and the Kardashian Klan, but that can’t possibly last long. I guess we’ll find out this season on Getting Sick of the Kardashians.