The family dynamics of the Kardashian Klan continue to get more and more appalling. In a preview for Rob & Chyna, Rob Kardashian revealed that his childhood crush was Kim Kardashian. His fucking sister.
In the preview, Rob tells us that Blac Chyna’s childhood crush was “Ricky Martin,” and now I can say that I personally relate to Blac Chyna. But anyway, back to the point. Things got incestuous when Blac Chyna was asked about Rob’s childhood crush. She told the camera that one of his childhood crushes was sister Kim. Then Rob grinned like a psychopath and confirmed the statement, adding that it’s “pretty accurate.” What, sharing a step child with your little sister wasn’t weird enough for you, Rob? You had to take it from quasi-incest to full-on incest?
Honestly, I’m having a hard time finding enough words to explain how I feel about this because my current inner monologue is all: “Ewwwwwwww. Really? Noooo…ewwwwww peeerrrvvvv” on loop.
So, THANKS for nothing ROB. You can go back to making socks now.