Official Betch-In-Training Kyra Kennedy (if you're thinking, “Who??” just chill, we'll get to that in a minute) just pulled a total betch move when she was denied entry into a club over the weekend. The 19-year-old daughter of Robert F Kennedy Jr. screamed, “I'm a Kennedy, Google me!” to the bouncer when he wouldn't let her in. Now, I know what you're might be thinking and no, she wasn't denied because there was a strict guest list, or she wasn't wearing high heels, but because–as you might have already picked up on–she is underage.
She was trying to get into the club using her half-sister's passport, and that obv didn't work. Sidenote, who the fuck brings a passport to the club? Are you dumb? When the bouncer was like, “Uh, no bitch. This isn't you” and asked her what “her” birthday was, she didn't know it so she tried to look it up on Wikipedia (subtle). Lol, nice try. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.
Kyra flipped her shit, yelling, “If you don't let me in, the governor will be calling.” Right, cause I'm sure getting the night staff at a random club fired for, you know, obeying the fucking law is totally on the governor's radar. Like, does that obviously empty threat work on anybody?
Props to Kyra for the ballsy move, but as any betch knows, once a bouncer decides not to let you in your course of action is not to yell at him. That will only make him madder and more resolved on keeping you out. Next time, try to use your assets. Or, you know, if you're going to try to use someone else's ID, try a less-suspicious one. Literally nothing screams “this is definitely not mine” more than a passport at the club. Like, you're a fucking Kennedy and you mean to tell me you don't even know anyone who makes good fakes? K. Don't you people have like, a second alias lined up and ready to go in case of emergencies? Do Better.