Real World Roundup: You Know What’s Cool? Not Facebook

After some bad guys obviously saw Sunday's season premiere of Shameless and wanted to one-up Marco's father, eighteen heads were discovered at Chicago's biggest airport. Apparently this kind of shit happens all the time in Chi town as the spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security described it as NBD. “Everybody here is ‘Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads' and everybody thinks that it's unheard of.” Just a day in the life of a middle American I guess. Read article>>

In case you didn't get enough amazing acting in Liz and Dick, here's a clip of Lindsay looking for her cell phone during a scene for the movie The Canyons. James Dean then proceeds to shake her up for cheating with Ryan. OMGahhhh. Although everyone seems to be making fun of this I think it's like, not that bad. We've all had problems with being blackout and losing shit and it's about time looking for your cell phone makes it to the big screen. Read article>>

So Facebook isn't cool anymore. What are you going to do now, you big fucking loser? Apparently more people now use Tumblr than Facebook and while everyone uses it, no one actually likes it. This isn't news to us as now that every freak and their fucking mother can post pictures of their vacation, Facebook is not only not exclusive but used the most by the lamest people on the planet. You know what's cool? Not Facebook. Read article>>

After seeing Lena Dunham win some Golden Globes, Howard Stern has apologized for calling her “a little fat chick who looks like Jonah Hill.” The show has grown on Howard and now he's sorry that he called her fat and instead is praising her for getting something going on because “it's so hard for little fat chicks to get shit going on.” Touche Howard. After that and your apology we'll excuse you only because we share a mutual hate for fat people but show exceptions when the person is like, really talented. He now compares Lena to Woody Allen because they're both kind of fug but cast themselves opposite hot leads of the opposite sex. This might be the most accurate thing I've read on the internet all day. Read article>>


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