Because all anyone has talked about for the past week is the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’s almost gone without mention that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is finally coming back on tonight. But don’t worry. Lisa fucking Vanderbetch has come to the rescue because I would never forget. RHOBH is my shit. Fucking obvi.
In case you’re not a Bravo watcher aka you’re weird af and can’t sit with us, Bev Hills is the betchiest of all the Housewives. New York is a close second, but without the houses and the cars and the trips. RHOBH wins all day. So naturally, we had to break it down even further and rank the past and present L.A. ladies by betchiness. Oh, and we just left out the randos like the Wiccan because we fucking can.