Randy Jackson Announces He’s FINALLY Leaving American Idol

Randy Jackson aka “check it out dawg” from American Idol is leaving the shit show this season. Randy should have peaced out like four years ago when the whole thing went to hell. Now that the other judges are washed up musicians balancing earning royalties from their glory days with raising their children (looking at you JLo and Keith Urban), Randy really should say “it was a bit pitchy” for the last time.

He was the stable voice of reason during the Simon-Paula days (they were definitely hooking up). I'm not completely sure why Randy was ever a judge on American Idol to begin with (tbh same with Simon) but his inability to watch someone butcher “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” without bursting into laughter was the highlight of fifth grade.

 

 

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