Today's Broast goes out to the birthday boy, Prince of-my-heart Harry. If you haven't thought about meeting/marrying/hooking up with Harry then you're probably a nice girl and you should go knit a sweater. Harry turned 30 years young today, which tbh is kinda old. It's fine though because he still has all of his hair, abs, and smile. Also his dad Chuck and mother Diana (RIP) were 13 years apart so the age difference really doesn't mean anything. Anyways here are 9 reasons why the royal birthday bro is the best ugly hot ginger to come out of London since Ron Weasley hit puberty.
HBD babe. HMU if you're ever in #63 America.
He played polo, cricket, and soccer in high school at Eton – every heard of it? He and balding brother Prince William routinely participate in charity polo matches.
Captain Harry serves in the Blues and Royals as well as the Royal Air Force. He fought in Afghanistan, like this is some Hurt Locker shit.
Party Prince Harry is a big fan of getting black out drunk and doing stupid shit. One time he dressed up as Hitler for a costume party. I see that as commitment to dressing up but other people apparently didn't like it.
If you haven't seen Prince Harry's semi-nude photos then I really just can't even with you. Instead of whining and bitching like certain Hollywood celeb's (cough cough JLaw) Prince Harry did a vodka shot and moved the fuck on.
In a 2012 interview Prince H said he was looking for someone to take on the job. I don't think she's that difficult to find boo.
He could be ugly as shit, boring as fuck, and an all around 2 and he'd still be THE OG fuckable bro.