Brace yourself: There’s another complicated love parallelogram in Hollywood. Let’s start in 2014 at a club in Ibiza. Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber
take a pill to show Avicii they are cool get in a brawl for a mysterious reason that seems to have something to do with Orlando’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr and Justin’s ex-gf Selena Gomez. It also could’ve been a fight over who has the best hair after taking too many shots. Fast-forward to 2016 and Orlando Bloom has become incredibly friendly with Katy Perry. And by friendly I mean low-key dating. They’ve gone on a bunch of vacations together and went to the Met Ball together last week.
The Orlando-Katy couple is like when your crazy aunt finally dates a guy who has a job. It’s kind of weird, you feel like they both could do better, and everyone just ignores it and hopes it ends soon. Well it might be ending very soon, because Orlando hooked up with Selena Gomez at a club in Las Vegas. The photos are blurry, but it’s pretty obvious. Like, if your boyfriend did this, you’d already have hooked up with his best friend.
The whole thing seems pretty sketchy, and Orlando has some major explaining to do. A source close to the story claims he told Katy, “I kissed a girl and I liked it.”