In news that should be shocking to absolutely no one: Athletes have a lot of sex at the Olympics. Oh, you’d say no to a professional athlete with a gold medal? Didn’t think so. After they compete, it’s basically spring break, but everyone there is ridiculously good looking.
Well the International Olympic Committee is officially the cool mom of professional athletics. They’re providing 450,000 condoms for 10,500 athletes for two weeks. If you don’t count the underage competitors, that’s approx 50 condoms per athlete. So there’s officially more action at the Olympic Village than fraternities during the orientation week.
Honestly, this feels like it would make a phenomenal Lifetime original movie.