Obama Declares That The White House Has Shitty Wifi

The Obamas’ lives are pretty decent – great house, great clothes, great private jet. Sometimes Malia and Sasha have to fake laugh at their dad’s shitty jokes, Michelle has to sit with the Republicans at state dinners, and Barack has to deal with Vlad Putin, but the perks are dope. At least that’s what I thought.

Turns out that the White House has really shitty Wi Fi. Like you can automatically connect, but it takes 15 minutes to post an Insta. Obama described the issue as: “It is an old building, so there’s a lot of dead spots where Wi-Fi doesn’t work.” Ummmm you can watch satellite footage of a house in Afghanistan in the Situation Room, but you can’t watch Netflix in your bed?

I would pay good money to watch Obama lose his shit when the New York Times homepage takes 4 minutes to load. 


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