In case you were too drunk & enjoying the beautiful weather this weekend to be paying attention, the Wimbledon finals happened and Djokovic and Serena won. That’s so weird they never win grand slams!!!!
So on Saturday Serena crushed Spain’s Garbine Muguruza (say that five times fast) 6-4 6-4. This is the fourth straight major she’s won, which everyone is now calling the “Serena Slam.” She’s done that before though so it’s like, whatever. This also makes her the oldest women’s grand slam winner in the Open Era. You go, Glen Coco. Never too old to be a champion betch.
Then on Sunday Djokovic defeated Federer 7-6, 6-7, 6-4, 6-3. It's kind of sad because we’ve all had that crush on Roger since we were 11 but Novak is cool so it’s fine. He won Wimbledon last year too so I guess this is his shit.
Good job, guys. Thanks for giving us a reason to watch and care about sports.