If you don't already hate Nicholas Sparks, get ready. Here's the background: Sparks owns a Christian school, and he hired this Jewish guy (Saul Hillel Benjamin) to run it. Now Saul is claiming that not only is Nicholas Sparks homophobic and racist, but that he also disrespected his Jewish heritage. He says that Nic made him stand up in front of parents and try to justify his Jewish beliefs, and that the parents insulted him for them, then he was fired. Now Saul is suing, because this is obvi not okay. If all this shit is true, I'm going to have to seriously consider whether I can watch The Last Song anytime soon. Also, who can I talk to about making Hillel my middle name?