Nicholas Sparks and his wife are getting divorced, which kind of feels like cheating to me. I mean, this man is pretty much the reason why nice girls and betches everywhere have a super fucked up dream of the hot bro actually being a decent human being. He basically created the delusional dater, and now he decides he can get divorced?? To honor the King of White People Almost Kissing on Book Covers, here are the most ironic Nicholas Sparks quotes.
“Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.” – The Last Song
“You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.” – The Notebook
“The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it's over.” – Nights In Rodanthe
“It's possible to go on, no matter how impossible it seems, and that in time, the grief . . . lessens. It may not go away completely, but after a while it's not so overwhelming.” – Dear John
“You always have a choice. It's just that some people make the wrong one.” – The Guardian
If you're still mad after reading this, check out our take down of The Notebook to have a laugh or two.