So Mike Tyson makes Charlie Sheen look like a 5th grade girl – throwback to when he bit off some guy’s ear – but he’s calmed down a lot since guest starring with his pet tiger in The Hangover. ICYMI, he has the best lisp since Sally Draper on the early seasons of Mad Men.
Well, he was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon for some unknown reason, and fulfilled Internet dreams everywhere by singing Hotline Bling and accidentally recreating the music video’s choreography. Seriously, Drake just breaks the Internet by breathing at this point. Mike performed “You uthed to call me on my thell phone,” which is almost as good as Spongebob’s “You used to call me on my shell phone.”