If you’ve seen Jennifer’s Body, you probably know that Megan Fox was a little too good at playing the batshit crazy betch. Well it turns out that IRL, Megan is low-key crazy. In an interview this week, she was talking about giving birth to her third child and moving to a new house. It started off pretty normal. But then she announced that she decided to move because her unborn baby told her to, which sounds like the plot of the 8th Paranormal Activity movie.
She said, “You don’t hear an audible voice. But I feel like you receive messages from the child if you’re open to it. We’re moving because I felt like that’s where this baby wants to be raised.” I’m fucking relieved that she’s not hearing voices, but what are these “messages?” Are they to do a juice cleanse and buy a new house or are they to fake your own kidnapping and killing Shia LaBeouf?
The whole thing is absolutely insane, but I’m also impressed that Megan just does whatever she wants and her husband accepts it. You have to respect the hustle.