So back in the early 2000s, Mariah Carey was busy becoming the shadiest pop icon of all time. She was asked about Jennifer Lopez in an interview and replied with the most iconic response of all time: “I don’t know her.” If you haven’t used that at least once when talking shit about somebody, then you need to get educated.
Everything simmered down over the years as Mariah took aim at Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, and Madonna. But the feud was reignited with J. Lo texting during Mariah’s performance at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards and seeing every Las Vegas residency but Mariah’s.
Well last week Jenn went on The Wendy Williams Show (but like, why?) and said, “[Mariah] is forgetful I guess. We’ve met many times.” But much like all of your middle school relationships, that attempt at passive aggression failed miserably. Yesterday, Mariah was asked yet again what she thinks of her alleged acquaintance J. Lo: “I still don’t know her.”
God bless Mariah Carey.