In today’s issue of “beating a dead horse,” Mariah Carey is still claiming to “not know” J. Lo. You all remember back in the day when Mariah was asked about how she felt about J.Lo and replied, “I don’t know her,” right? Oh, you don’t remember? Well, that’s understandable because she made this comment in the early 2000’s, which was over a fucking decade ago. Update: despite tons of evidence to the contrary, Mariah is still sticking to the same punk-ass excuse that she basically has no clue who J. Lo even is.
Give it a rest, Mariah. Pretending to forget people’s names to seem cool and above it only works when you’re regular-ass people, not high-profile celebrities who happen to have both worked on the same show (albeit not together, but still). We all know you know J. Lo. You’re not fooling anybody with this excuse.
Come on, she was even lying back then. See that smug little smile? Mariah is lying through her fucking teeth, and she knows it.
Re: Why this see-through comeback is still even relevant, as you may have noticed during the Below Deck: Mediterranean commercial breaks, Mariah was on Watch What Happens Live last night. Andy Cohen, God bless him, asked Mariah what she thought about J. Lo saying that she and Mariah have actually met before. Mariah, never one to ease her death grip on this diss she concocted, said:
“Apparently, I’m forgetful because I don’t remember the fact that it was just like, ‘Hi, I’m so-and-so.’ And then move on,” Carey argued. “If I have never had a conversation with you and someone asked me about you, I’d be like, ‘I don’t know him, but he seems cool.’”
Oh, come on, Mariah. I know you’re famous, but I’m pretty sure that if you met the woman you’ve been throwing shade at for the past decade, YOU’D FUCKING REMEMBER IT.
Andy pressed Mariah, asking her if J. Lo, in fact, seemed cool. Mariah said, “I don’t know her, what am I supposed to say?”
Oh my fucking god, this is a simple “yes” or “no” question. It’s honestly not even a hard one because I’d venture to say that most people, at the very least, SEEM cool when you meet them, unless they are raging psychopaths. Actually, psychopaths are even more likely to seem cool upon first impression. And you LITERALLY JUST SAID you’d be like, “I don’t know him, but (s)he seems cool.” YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT. Serously, all you had to do was throw out a lukewarm, “Yeah, I guess so” to not look like a petty biatch.
This whole thing is sadder and more desperate than Mariah’s upcoming second marriage. For the record, I am still not over her divorce from Nick Cannon.