So LinkedIn, the professional betch’s Facebook, probs owes you money for being fucking annoying. A class action lawsuit was filed suing LinkedIn for sending too many follow up emails telling people that their email contacts also used LinkedIn. Like why are you so obsessed with me? It’s kind of like being invited to play Candy Crush on Facebook – sidebar: literally Aunt Susan fuck off, it’s been 3 years and I’m never going to play.
Anyway, LinkedIn has to pay $13 million to any users that set up their accounts from September of 2011 to October of 2014 and used the “Add Connections” feature. So basically, if you set up a LinkedIn account to pretend like you weren’t procrastinating writing that Poli Sci essay junior year, you should definitely file a claim.