LiLo, you are a hot fucking mess.
In what is either a bizarre boating accident or an even more bizarre cover up story, Lindsay Lohan says she recently had surgery to reattach a part of her finger that she lost out at sea. No joke.
Lindsay posted this on Sunday morning on her Snapchat:
No word on where this mysterious boating accident took place. Or who was supposed to be babysitting LiLo when it happened.
I mean, if she actually lost part of her finger on a boat anchor, that’s so fucking fetch that she was able to both find the piece of her finger and preserve it to have it surgically reattached.
Cady Heron 4ever!