Lindsay Lohan is a Photoshop Wizard

For having starred in a move whose script is responsible for 90% of the written content on this page, Lindsay Lohan’s had a pretty rough go of it lately. A few years ago she was fucking the members of The Wanted round-robin style, which, way to hitch your wagon to the wrong British boyband, Linzlo. Now she apparently has “chikungunya,” which turns out to be a dangerous illness and not a delicious-sounding creole dish, as I originally assumed. She also, it would appear, has photoshop…



#mycalvins are helping me fight off my chikungunya �� hehe

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on


…or maybe MS Paint circa 1998 is more like it. Is that what chikungunya does, make your boobs bigger but your ass all lumpy looking? I’m not technically a doctor, but I’m pretty sure your #mycalvins (the top trending hashtag for 1992!) aren’t going to do shit about your exotic disease. Neither will photoshop.


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