Lauren Conrad and William Tell are married!! Former Betch of the Week, star of Laguna Beach and The Hills, and all around heroine LC said “I Do” at a private ceremony on Sunday. All we know so far is that the bridesmaids' dresses were from Lauren's “Paper Crown Bridesmaids Collection” aka she made them wear dresses she designed – power move. Mr. Lauren Conrad was in the band Something Corporate (you listened to them in your 8th grade faux punk phase) and is now a lawyer aka not Brody Jenner. Congrats LC, not going to Paris actually worked out for you. Don't be too upset Kristen Cavallari, we weren't invited either.