By the time Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs on TV, it’s unusual if we don’t already know what’s going to happen. There’s a months-long delay between filming and airing, and everything that happens they’ve either posted about on Instagram or you’ve read it here first. However, few plot lines have been quite as predictable as the one from this week’s episode: Kris Jenner is stupid.
She was talking to Kourtney and said that she’s been having her period again because of this new estrogen cream that she’s been taking. We don’t know that this means, and we hope we never find out. The Kris wonders if she could still get pregnant, and if she should be on birth control. SHE IS 60 YEARS OLD. Classic Kourtney literally doesn’t even pretend to give a shit about her psycho mom, and she tells her to call her doctor and leaves.
Plot twist: Kris calls the doctor, and he tells her that she absolutely can’t get pregnant. Surprise!!!! Besides the fact that Kris obviously knows very little about the human body, it’s pretty hilarious that they teased this episode as Kris having a pregnancy scare. Like, we would believe a lot of crazy shit, but come on.