Kristin Cavallari, the West Coast’s scum sucking road whore, wants you to know that she’s not the absolute worst. Nice try Kristin, but I’ve had 15 years to build the world’s biggest grudge against a woman I’ve never met. Well she decided to give an interview about her time on ‘Laguna Beach’ and ‘The Hills‘ and tell people about the ~real her.
She said that she “was really unhappy” while filming Laguna Beach. Which makes two of us, because I was really unhappy watching her on Laguna Beach. It’s just difficult to feel sorry for somebody who prided herself on being the member of her friend group who had cheated on her boyfriend. The funny part is that she didn’t think she was a mega bitch during Laguna Beach but on The Hills “it was fun to play up the villain character.” If anyone was the villain on The Hills it was the monster known as Speidi.
But my favorite quote from this interview was this fiction: “On Laguna Beach I came off like the person who really had my shit together but I was a mess – like most teenagers.” Really, the 16 year old table dancing in Cabo had her shit together? No, Blair Waldorf had her shit together. Kristin was a disaster dressed in head-to-toe Abercrombie. It’s so satisfying that Kristin has a beautiful family and a famous husband, but LC has a multi-million dollar company, and the sun never sets on the LC Empire.