It’s been nearly 12 years since the premiere of Laguna Beach, and Kristin Cavallari finally said something we can all agree on: She isn’t shit compared to Kendall and Kylie Jenner. While Kendall and Kylie are millionaire teenagers with shockingly impressive modeling and entrepreneurial careers, Kristin sent shady texts and danced on tables in Cabo. One of these women is not like the others. Well, Kristin gave an interview comparing her teenager years on reality TV to the Jenner girls, and it was surprisingly true.
She declared: “I wish I looked that good when I was their age. They have much better style and are way more put together than I ever was, hands down.” Wait, you mean lace camisoles and Abercrombie denim mini skirts aren’t a timeless look? A team of hair and makeup artists can make somebody look better than getting ready with six girls and one mirror?
Kristin also recognizes how big of a disaster her life would’ve been if social media had existed in the early 2000s. Imagine Laguna Beach with Instagram and Snapchat. At least one of them would’ve been arrested for underage drinking, and LC would’ve called Stephen out for liking Kristin’s selfies.
I’m most impressed that Kristin knows she wasn’t that famous except among betchy girls born between 1985 and 2000. That level of self-awareness was nowhere to be found during Kristin’s relationship with Brody. So to quote Kristin “Dramaaaa Draammmaaa” Cavallari, “They don’t need any advice from me.” Amen homegirl.