Just as Ben Higgins is about to go on his quest to find true love on The Bachelor, the single ladies of America are letting out a collective sigh. The hottest player in the MLB is officially off the market.
Kris Bryant, all-start third baseman for the Chicago Cubs, is arguably one of the best baseball players in the world. And he’s definitely the hottest.
Bryant proposed to his girlfriend of EIGHT FUCKING YEARS right after Christmas, and announced it to the world on social media.
Only took me 8 years, but I can’t wait to marry my best friend! Perfect way to end an unforgettable year! pic.twitter.com/S9QTLUPN9k
— Kris Bryant (@KrisBryant_23) December 30, 2015
We could show you a slideshow displaying Bryant’s hotness, but what’s the point? He’s dead to us now. Instead, we’ll look at how the wonderful people of Twitter responded to Mr. Bryant after the announcement.
— Fitzy (@fitzy_erin) December 30, 2015
@fitzy_erin how did you get so many famous people to follow you??
— GillianRizzo? 😉 (@heylookgillian) January 2, 2016
— Taylor Rockwell ☀️ (@taylor_rockwell) December 30, 2015
— Jessie Villanueva (@jessiev_94) December 30, 2015