Since early last week, when Rob Kardashian began the showdown of the century with his ex Blac Chyna, the rest of the Kardashian family has remained surprisingly quiet about the situation. Khloé posted a few choice promotional images for waist trainers or whatever it is she’s selling these days, but other than that the entire crew remained totally silent. Chyna seemed to notice this, saying she was hurt by the family not showing her more support. That was confusing considering Rob is literally their brother, and they’ve openly despised her for years. Did Chyna suddenly forget that when she tried to trademark the name Angela Kardashian and they were like “Nah” and shut that shit down immediately? Does Chyna have short term memory loss? Dang. Maybe she is on drugs.
Now Kim has broken the silence in a way only she could: by clapping back with the receipts.
After ABC News reached out to the Kardashian family for comment on the story, Kim just responded by sending a copy of a Non-Disclosure Agreement that Chyna apparently signed when she started dating Rob. Yeah, you read that right. The Kardashians don’t fuck around with their family name, and they have the legal documents to prove it. I mean, this is Kris Jenner we’re talking about here people. She literally found a way to monitize her own daughter’s ass. There’s no way she’s going to sit around and let some Instagram THOT ruin her empire. She was friends with OJ for Christ’s sake.
They pretty much spell it right out:
“[Chyna] shall not at any time disclose, publicly or privately, any information which is in any way, fashion or manner related to, associated with or connected to the Kardashian family/Jenner family/Disick family/West family and/or their personal relationships, their business activities, plans, operations, finances or employees.”
Okay, first of all, we’re obsessed with the fact that it separately lists Kardashian, Jenner, Disick, and West. Like, they’re not taking any chances here. Basically, the idea is that when Chyna applied for the restraining order against Rob, she publicized information that was protected by the NDA, which would probably be illegal. And just when you thought it literally couldn’t get messier!
We’re dying to get our hands on a list of who’s had to sign one of these NDAs over the years. Like, do all sexual partners have to sign one, or just Chyna because it was obvious that she was batshit psycho from the first moment? Kim, please tell us more. Tbh we should really start making bros sign these for us; you never know when a blackout hookup could come back to haunt you.