Kim Kardashian West took a break from planning elaborate mermaid themed birthday parties to grace the cover of Forbes magazine. She’s a part of the cover story on “Mobile Moguls” and looks way better in a choker than any computer science start-up founder, so naturally she’s the star.
The article is all about how successful Kim’s app is. I can confirm that this game is a triumph, because I haven’t played in 2 years and still fucking hate Willow Pape. Besides the fact that Kim made $45 million (not quite $53 tho) from a glorified Sims game, she’s ridiculously involved in all of the design aspects. Like, she has to approve each character’s eye makeup before they appear in the game. Let’s all take a minute to pray for the intern responsible for making adjustments to the cyber Kris Jenner’s eye shadow color.
Kim announced the cover with the world’s best hashtag: #NotBadForAGirlWithNoTalent. That’s the 2016 edition of “What, like it’s hard?” Btw you’ll be seeing that hashtag used for every summer internship on Instagram this summer. 2016 is the year we all officially appreciate Kim’s glow up from organizing Paris Hilton’s closet and looking like Jafar from Aladdin to becoming a tech millionaire and wearing lip liner that actually matches her gloss. TBT:
At this point, it’s just a matter of time before she and Mark Zuckerberg join forces for the world’s most bizarre collab.